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Can’t stand this guy

Nah bro doesn’t pull out at all 😂

I felt so bad when i offered my girl friend to watch your show. It is disgusting. I did not think that you would do such horrible senseless “jokes” just find a milf and get your money from her. Better for you.

Nope, i'm fine with who I am, Thank you very much

,,,,😂😂😂😂

YOU LOOK GREAT❤ You have great lips too

God your physical stance is outstanding . Perfection in every way😊

Oh chill tf out they're both adults, obviously met as adults

He brings up Harry all the time! 😂

This dude has the most gorgeous male face I have ever seen. Whoa.

That audience member needs to speak to, Joe Rogan!😂😂😂

I love how unfiltered Matt Rife is 😂😭

Oh my, pull out game, hysterical l!!!😂😂😂😂

The man with the beard does NOT look pleased 😂😂

Love you ❤

This was the best!❤️

Between u and harry on an island there is no contest . U!! Funny and sexxy. Deadly combination 💋

Held onto bro for dear life 😂

Dahmer thought so

I'll take it❤

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I only went to the hospital for my first seizure. And I was told I only need to go to the hospital if they last more than 2 minutes. I however have only had 3 seizures, all in my sleep so I didn’t have a clue what was going on, certainly didn’t know who I was or where I was for a few minutes after so dunno if I’d manage to stay at a comedy show

As someone who has FND/Functional Siezures, remember that epilepsy isn’t the only cause of seizures! Plus… I have had them during a tennis competition and just kept going after having it. 🤣

They don't know me son!!!!

She had kids at 21

Is so gay😂

My mother in law was 21 with three kids lmao

Corey go back with sam and Colby

‘What if the flash would have been on’ is wildddd 📸📸

Bs she went to “white collar prison” lol you can get conditioner from a county jail on the commissary, there’s absolutely no way any prison, especially a female “white collar” prison , doesn’t have conditioner

I was so happy happy we did that 💀

U give it back...😢😢😢

What if the flash had been on💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

It isn’t funny those are serious

UP TOP!🤣🤣

All true except one part

I’m assuming the seizure was caused by random or she was extremely excited causing her to hyperventilate and dizzy. As someone who has epilepsy when I get too excited it would cause an episode. But when coming back from the seizure I would be completely fine. Unless it’s a grandmal seizure after I have those I would throw up 3 times and then pass out wake up and throw up again.

I call these guys vultures

Lol the divorce rate is NOT 50%

Matt u a funny dude im a truck driver and when im.down and out being away from my.family u get a laugh out of me

the thing is, seizures are a fucking mess, a close friend of mine had it during a play practice, stress induced, first thing they did when they woke up was start reading the script. I tried to take it for obvious reasons, but they were like “I need it” and even said “it’s your turn” to the paramedic thinking he was an actor/character in the play 😅 ppl go delirious post-convulsing and think everything is manageable. I saw the clip of the girl during his show, and now I completely understand it 😂😂

Bro sounded black 😂😂😂😂

Where the he'll do you get the idea Harry Styles is series than you are? Bulllshit boy look in your fucking mirror and see if you can make that statement again. You are the cutest most gorgeous there is. Ask the older ladies that know their shit❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I see all the girlfriends and wives secretly saying stuff to him on RUclips. I see you! 👀 I know you all be doing side stuff 😂

Seriously, that’s the truth. #thestruggleisreal

Bungee jumping is what this is called.

Like someone else said, I also have epilepsy. Honestly once the fit is over I'm best kind and good to go. Lovely excuse not to go out to clubs, might I add.

Greta is the worst honestly 😩😩 she would be my first too to be honest

They're Bible thumpers.

As a person with epilepsy I’m really glad she’s ok